I WARNED YOU, BORIS. I WARNED YOU.

HIP TO BE MAYOR

I WANNA RUN THIS CITY

INSANITY WARS

If the Vogue video shoot style is good enough for Mr Johnson, it’s good enough for me!

For contrast, here's the (current) Prime Minister’s original.

2019 CAMPAIGN SONG: UXBRIDGE & SOUTH RUISLIP

With thanks and apologies to Sheena Easton…

2019 (n-n-n-n-Nineteen!)